Williston Dime

A unattractive female who is a 10 in Williston, ND. Anywhere else in the world she would be a 3-5.

Well she's not that pretty but we are in North Dakota, I'll take that Williston Dime home tonight.

by TankerYanker86 June 2, 2018

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021

Williston

A shit town with oil

Hey have you seen Williston ND
No I haven’t

That’s because there’s only oil there
*laughs in well known city folk*

by We’re all *family* May 16, 2022

Willist

when you are rude or mean to will

stop being willist

by big toes 123 November 17, 2022

willit

Minuet piece of toilet tissue or fabric fluff from underpants that has dried, hardened and adhered to pubic hair around the anus.

I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!

by bennybumflaps January 21, 2007

Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.

When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!

by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007

Willits

Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.

Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”

by Nerium—Oleander September 2, 2019