wigger

A freakish white-skinned creature that speaks ebonics (See cracker). The best ways to deal with a wigger are to 1) put duct tape over his mouth, 2) take him for a walk to the riverside and beat him to death, 3) drive him to the ghetto, and 4) shoot him right then and there. See also fucktard.
Eek! A wigger! Kill it! Kill it!

Wiggers are such fucktards.
by CaptainGoogle January 20, 2007
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A white teen that thinks hes badass cuz he wears a "2 pac" shirt. They only walk around town with 13 other people cuz they know they are hated.
wigger: "yo im gonna beat the shit out chu!"

Normal kid: "try it wigger."

wigger: "uhh i got to go get my dentures and go be a pussy somewhere else.... sorry nigga."
by Rebel Son July 14, 2008
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a white man that acts and thinks he is black, when in actual fact he has a tiny penis and really should be locked up, so he hangs with black people to try and fit in because he has been rejected from his own kind
omg that guy is such a wigger
by Da Scrummage King May 04, 2010
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A white, often male, person who is attempting to mimic an African-American who likes Hip-Hop and R&B. Often a disgrace to many African-Americans and an outcast.
wigger: yo wassup honey, wanna hitch a ride to mah crib, baby?

girl: Umm....no? look i don't have time for this. *walks away*

wigger: well ive met girls way bettah than you. I have dozens waitin fah me at dat pimp crib of mine.
by Jin Kazama February 22, 2005
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A pathetic creature. The suburbs of North America are their normal habitat. Although they have been observed in rural communities. These misguided youth are identifiable by their slurred speech and extremely over sized falling off pants. They exhibit their low IQ quite frequently by such acts a "throwing up their sign" usually their 2 middle fingers twisted into a W sign but held sideways. Or a peace sign also held sideways. They have also been observed wearying their clothes on backward. Don't be surprised if you see one dancing on the hood of their car while it's coasting down the road without a driver. The newest retarded fad to come out of the hip hop community called ghost dancing.
The dumb ass wigger crashed his car ghost dancing
by Rapsucks1738 January 13, 2007
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A caucasian person who dresses, acts, and talks "gangsta" and TRIES to freestyle. Usually are in a family (possibly Jewish) whose income is about 500 thousand dollars a year. Can be found in groups to protect each other from people they have "chedda" with. Can be found talking massive shit but can't back any of it up with words. Usually found saying "my nigga" "don't be hatin'" and/or adds izzle to every wizzle so they don't have to rhyzzle.
Example of a Conversation
Wigger #1: Ayo homie? Wuhssgooodd my nigguh?
Wigger #2: Nothing homeboy. My mom be all up in my grill cuz we only made 300 g's this year sonn...So I done told her, "don't be hatin' biatch. start participatin'" Yah feel me boi?
Wigger #1: Oh werd? Iss aiite tho. My family ain't making that much either...only got 350 g's this year. And i only got a 72 inch flat widescreen in mah b-room nah im sayin?
Wigger #2: Yeah fo sho. But we from the ghetto nah im sayin son?
Wigger #1: Fo sho nigguh. Southside Beverly Hills represent!!
Wigger #2: For shizzle my nizzle. We be up in the hizzle of southsizzle of Beverly Hizzle!!
Wigger #1: Werd up! Da BHF (gang of wiggers in Beverly Hills. Known as the Beverly Hills Family) gon' fuk up anyone who got chedda wid us son!
Wigger #2: FO SHO!! We gon cap some fools wid our gats my nigguh! (refers to their BB guns and water guns at their house.) Aiite homedawg. Im out aiite?? Peace out cubscout.
Wigger #1: Aiite son. Later skater!

Example of a "freestyle" - from an actual freestyle of a white kid from NVD in NJ.
White Kid: "Yo, yo, yo...what's that thing I see in your pocket? Is that your cock hanging out of your socket?"
Other White Kids: "OOOH DISSED!!"
Me: "Wow you guys are fucken homo...Go suck a dick, cuz u guys are fucken pricks. Oh that rhymed. Well i owned you all then you faggots.
by uranmfer329 March 14, 2005
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A white suburban person that thinks they're black. They are seen mimicking the mannerisms and clothing of a black ghetto kid. They do this because they think they look cool, when in reality, people view them as pathetic and wannabes, hence the term wigger(Wannabe Nigger). They talk in ghetto slang used by black ghetto kids and are uneducated. Their grammar is an english teacher's nightmare and they can't type properly.

They are one of the prime examples of white trash.
Wigger: "Y000 dAwGz WaTZ G000D EH?!!111ONE!!!111
Translation: Hi, how are you?

Wigger: AW H3LL NAWWWW M4N WAT THE SH11ZZLLEE??!!!!11111
Translation: What? That sucks.

Wigger: KBaI M3N PcE oUt H0MEDAWGZZZ~~~!!!!!!!!
Translation: Later guys.

Wigger: WaT the FAAKIN sHiZzZzZleZZZ M3N IMA cUt U 2NIT3!!! U NO BE MESIN ROUND WIT M3H!!!!!!111111ONE!!!111111 Y U GOIN UP IN MAH GR1LLL BOI????/
Translation: You are an idiot.
by Marco K. May 27, 2010
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