Wig-on

When ones pubic hair wraps around ones penis and creates a 'wig' after a session of cold water or low temperature exposure.

When blood returns to normal flow, pubic hair is ripped out by the wig.

The wig-on is pre-pain to the hard-on

"The surf was awesome dude... "
"Yeah but the water was bullshit cold!"
"I know dude... hey check out that hot chick!!!"
...
Several seconds later...
...
"Aaaaarrrrghhhhhh... I've got a Wig-on"

by The original Angry Pirate September 19, 2009

wigged

couldn't handle it so they break down, let out

She wigged and told a couple of friends.

by pippa January 4, 2005

Wig

Wig is a word used to describe your wig being snatched because you are so shook over something

“You’re cute”
“Omg wig”

by Daniel_is_not_on_fire August 29, 2018

Wigging

Wigging or The Wig is simply the state of an individual who is uncertain on 'what' is happening to them during the transition of apparent reality to the realm or identity of another reality. In short, it is You, the spirit getting back in communication with the Higher Self, all along protesting the Connection because You are trying to 'hold on' to your human valence. Just relax, breathe deep and focus on positive thoughts; love, peace, harmony, joy and serenity. When You connect the wigging will stop.

This usually happens with the use of drugs especially marijuana, LSD and mushrooms. However, this can happen to some people without the use of drugs.

May All Those That Enter This Way, Experience God.

Everything that is 'bad' during a high is because someone is focused on negative thoughts.

Mary, sits and listens to her heartbeat. It starts beating really fast and she begins to think 'I am going to die'. Her heartbeat gets even faster and she starts wigging about dying. Instead of relaxing she 'fights' it and decides to call 911. In which the 911 operator calms her down and the wigging stops.

by Matt Etweg April 25, 2010

Wig

flew

me: breathes
wig: flies

by inloveeeeee February 14, 2019

Wig

Artificial hair that someone places on top of their head when they are bald.
It is common known fact that some people look good in whatever wig they wear. For example Ollie .

wow ollie you look great in a wig :)

by the man from facebook July 7, 2010

WIG

Performing acts or acting in a way that is unusual to the societal norm, paranoid behavior following strange actions.

Freaking out

losing the plot/run of yourself,

having the fear can lead to a monumental "Wig Out"

One can be "wigging out" on a continual basis

One can "Wig" and be "wigged"

P1: "Did you hear John fucked some fat cave troll last night"

P2: "Yeah he's totally wigged out since he broke up with his bird"

Example 2;

P1: "I shit myself last night"

P2: "Thats coz you wigged out and sank that fucken subway on the way home you fat bastard"

Example 3;

P1: "Did you see Ireland need a bank bailout in the billions"

P2: "Yeah Brian Cowen wigged out and fucked the country up"

Example 4;

P1: "Why did Gary Glitter touch all those kids"

P2: "He wigged"

Example 5;

P1: "I love fucking fat prostitutes with no johnny"

P2: "wig"

by Urbandickshawnary April 26, 2011