Ain't No Wifey 

1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious

John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."

Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."

Ain't No Wifey by aintn0w1fey August 30, 2013

Wiff

To just barely miss the intended goal. To make a mistake, but being very close to actually achieving the intended objective.

I wiffed the shot - it hit the post of the goal.

I wiffed question three on the exam. I forgot to carry the one in the math.

The sniper just wiffed the tin can with his bullet.

Wiff by Mr.Timber June 12, 2012

Webcam Wifey 

A girlfriend who you ONLY interact with online and is typically from another country like Columbia or Russia. They will require you to sign up to date them and will request you send them money from time to time. You can get your very own at websites like columbiancupid.com

Aaron ordered up a girl at columbiacupid.com and now she is his webcam wifey who he plans on marrying should he be able to get her imported into the USA.

Webcam Wifey by Chuckdeeeeeeezy June 8, 2010

Wiff Waff 

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...

Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET

Wiff Waff by Bamitszach June 14, 2007

Wifey

The Girl Youre In Love With

Wifey

Wifey by MingMingTwo March 16, 2010

wifey type 

A real girl. Not the girl you just try to fuck or is temporary but the one you can see yourself marring. The girl that is beautiful in every way and not just some hoe.

I'm not the hot you spit your game to...I'm the wifey type you give your last name to.

wifey type by sw33t_kiss February 20, 2007

Wuffy 

A pet name for someone loyal and devoted, who will always be there for you no matter what.

Whenever I'm most down, I turn to my wuffy for comfort.

Wuffy by Amayanoir May 7, 2009