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Widow Spending

Spending life insurance money after the death a spouse because you don't know what else to do and it makes you feel good, plus it helps fill the void.
Did you see Tonya has been widow spending in that new car? She had at least 8 bags of shopping!
Rebecca widow spent me a new Nintendo Switch because she wanted to play online games with me!
by plushcentauri November 12, 2021
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Widow Hopper

Male who seeks to live with or move in with a woman (usually widowed) who is willing to cook, clean, do laundry, iron and otherwise caretake for him. I.e., looking for a mother figure.
That guy is a widow hopper, he's willing to move in with any fresh widow that "needs" a man to care for.
by iKitty January 23, 2014
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widow dido

Racist term for Asian, Black, White, Mexican, Spanish and Native Americans and every fucking race nationality and the 100 genders that currently exist
You fucking widow dido bitch!
by Browndudes May 20, 2018
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Widow Maker

Applies to billiards pool. When the eight ball rests very close to the edge of a pocket, making the next shot more difficult because an eight ball scratch is more likely.
by #700 December 18, 2018
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Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended
Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender
by jackdewitt February 21, 2023
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Widow to be

Someone’s who’s fiancé is not breathing anymore.
Jhon: How do you call someone whose fiancé dies?
Peter: widow to be?
by Luisft_r January 10, 2024
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widow hole

Do not go near that widow hole. It's been known to kill a man.
by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024
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