Wi-Fi Ouija

Slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a Ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.

After playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, I got enough bandwith to download the Snooki sextape!

by ookie badookie October 5, 2011

wi-fi wank

To connect to an unsecured network, search the net for porn and have a wank

I was drivin last night & found a connection on my iphone, so I pulled over & had a Wi-fi wank!

by emmoz October 18, 2008

wi-fi dump

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"

While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe

by henryb August 2, 2006

WI Pancakes

A very smart individual

"You know WI Pancakes? He claims vaping makes him intelligent"

by White Islip High School November 1, 2018

wi-fu

The art of wireless cracking.

I used my wi-fu to crack my neighbors WEP key

by dr_0ct4g0n December 9, 2008

Wi-fi

Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached

Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"

Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"

by slothbear7 April 21, 2010

wi-fi hobo

When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.

a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.

b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(

by squareforceone September 10, 2009