mall wheeler

A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.

Check out that lifted Silverado with the 20's. Such a mall wheeler.

by ginormous January 31, 2006

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Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

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Mike wheeler

Only the best character in stranger things. He saved eleven and later she returned the favor.

Worth fangirling about.

Often shipped with eleven, thus creating mileven.

I ship myself with him, thus creating bike.

Friends with Dustin Lucas and Will
Enemies with Troy and James.

FAMILY
SISTERS- NANCY, 17 AND HOLLY, 3
PARENTS- KAREN AND TED
BIRTH YEAR- 1971 (12 as of 1983)

Wears ringers and stripes way too often.
Is loyal and a good friend, though overprotective and bossy at times.

Overall a good person to be around.

Mike Wheeler is the best kid on Stranger Things!1

by - ethereality - June 27, 2017

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Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.

Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!

by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012

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