Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways! 

1.When you are are told never knew before

2. Somebody tells you something shocking
.

1 me: this ain't half a gram - in at 0.48 including baggy!

Mate. No a half here is never 0.5.it's a 0.4 max

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and Fuck me Sideways! That's a new one on me!

2.

Mate: I have a o ways wanted to shag you!

Me: Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways!

Well Bugger me Buttocks and fuck me sideways! by SKULLION 💀 April 17, 2022

Well fuck me dead 

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

Well fuck me dead by raybeez February 11, 2022

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch 

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch by G4nero November 1, 2023

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes 

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes by Astertious June 8, 2024

get well fucked

1. expl. syn. w/ 'fuck off', origin: UK early aughts
2. expression of one's desire to get turnt
3. have excellent sex

1. "You can go and Get Well Fucked for all I care"
2. "The hood rats were getting well fucked in tha club"
3. "last night I got well fucked"

get well fucked by biggie_fan1999 June 15, 2017

well fucked 

Absolutely fucked to the extreme

After that jonny fast pants session I was well fucked

well fucked by rudi October 29, 2006

Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel. 

When someone says something blatnetly obvious.

“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.

Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel. by Dankshitdotcom December 26, 2017