Ween

Verb,
The act of calling someone to play them Ween's Push the Little Daises. Done purely to annoy the crap out of them and entertain you. Best done when they're busy and/or you know they'll answer on their speakerphone. Even better if the victim hates the song (who doesn't?)

Ween, ween-ing, ween-ed

It's a good song to use because the awful sounds start instantly and it gets stuck easily.

"Hello?"

"music playing"

"Dammit! Stop Weening me!"

*click*

by Angry Mike Jr March 21, 2009

Ween

A loser. Someone who is not cool or chickens out of doing something. In other words: a lame person.

"fucking Noah and his lack of sarcastic comprehension.."
"I know man, he's a ween"

by The Boss.com March 23, 2014

Ween

A small, tiny, pathetic, little boy; to be bullied.

Look at Jimmy. That fag is such a ween.

by Joshua Allison June 19, 2008

Weening

A cerebrum not unlike Einstein

Dude, look at the huge cock on that guy!

by Dude UK May 13, 2003

ween

a werd u call someone when u get really mad at somebody and they annoy the shit out of you everyday

Joe: brian look over there.
Brian: Yea i see him.
Joe: he is walking like a ween

Joe: Wow i was on a 24 killstreak
brian: sry
Joe: Fuck u ween

by AREALLYLARGEWEINER April 13, 2010

Weening

A very white name

Fooochizzle my nizzle, that dude is a whitey with a huge cock!

by Dude UK May 13, 2003

Ween

A great nickname for anyone you love. This word has multiple definitions and it can be used in many situations. A ween is someone who is a very good friend and who is usually gay. This person is usually so adorable and lovable that you just scream "WEEN!" in a high pitched voice when you see them. It can usually be followed by the word "bean".

Stephen looks really cute today. You might say, "Oh Stephen you look like such a ween!"

Stephen bought you dinner. You might say, "Oh weeeeeen! That was so nice of you!"

A simple greeting: "Hi weenbean!"

by LadyQual June 03, 2010