Down With Webster

Down With Webster is a band that hails from Toronto. The group has been praised by super producer Timbaland as being innovative and up and comers in the music scene of 2010. Their music is a unique blend of rap, pop and rock and the band is favored by Kiss's Gene Simmons.

Down With Webster is notorious in the Durham Region (half hour east of Toronto) for their platinum membership at The Palace, a Gentleman's Club in Pickering, Ontario where they allegedly spent 90% of their record advance money from their Universal Motown record deal. Their platinum membership affords the band a year round reservation for premium seats on perv row.

Stripper A: "I wanna work at The Palace in Pickering so bad."
Stripper B: "Why's that?"
Stripper A: "Because Down With Webster are regulars at The Palace, and they make great music and are excellent tippers."

by Chapstick99 February 28, 2010

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

webster

someone who is hot and beautiful

she looked like a webster.

by acekidd March 27, 2013

'Getting Westy'd'

To fall asleep and have bad embarassing things happen to you. Named after 'Colin West', the master of this art.

Falling asleep and waking up in the opposition's football top, with Dolmio in your shoes.

"Pete's having a flatwarming tonight, you're so 'Getting Westy'd' "

by jennieclyro July 4, 2009

Westy

Ejaculate deposited into the hand, usually in an work environment, for the purpose of flicking at a female colleague.

"Man, that new secretary is hot. If she keeps bending over like that, I might have to chuck her a Westy."

by Mr. G. West July 3, 2008

webster's

A real dictionary with real definitions. Indescribably boring. Still not as popular as the Bible or the Beatles.

John Lennon never said "We're bigger than Webster's"

by The Rom September 3, 2003

webster

A cute little man. A "prettyboy" worker on a construction site or in a factory that is kept around because of his good looks and desirable little girl-like physique. The websters purpose is to act as the recipient of the aggression of the common workers and to act as a modern day peg boy.

Damn, the boss has me all stressed out. I think I'm gonna go pump a load into the webster during lunch break.

by The Man Himself 101 November 10, 2012