Wesley Gibson

adj. to be sorry or remorseful for something that wasn't your fault or had nothing to do with you; to say you're sorry when it is unnecessary.
Taken from the main character of the film Wanted, who often said sorry for things he didn't need to be or things that were not his fault.

Jay: You really just made a reference to that "singing shark" guy from YouTube?
L: I'm sorry!
Jay: Don't be Wesley Gibson.

by comicsketches October 15, 2011

Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.

Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.

by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018

Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020

Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

Wesley

God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.

Wish I was Wesley

by Legend_killermurder October 20, 2012

Paul wesley

Paul Wesley is the best human being ever. He is super talented, handsome, amazing!!

He plays in vampire diaries and most recently in tell me a story ( the season 2 is amazing btw).
+ he got the most beautiful smile ever

Girl : You are just like Paul Wesley.
Guy : let’s get married

by wesleylover May 28, 2020

Wesleying

The student blog of Wesleyan University. Publishes announcements for events on campus, news articles and videos that would be of interest to students, and other notices. Also a place for student discussion of campus happenings. Run by Wesleyan students and funded by donations.

"You can't get your mail, there was a fire at Usdan!!"
"Really? Were you just over there?"
"No I saw it on Wesleying"

by flamangosteen December 28, 2008