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Fair Weather Fan

A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. During hard times they usually bandwagon other teams. They basically have no real loyalty to the team, but still manage to get better seats than you at the game. Strangely they mysteriously vanish at the first sign of trouble.
Fair weather fan: "OMG what a comeback! That was amazing!"

Regular fan: "How would you know? You left right when Favre threw the pick six in the 2nd and if I recall you didn't even start rooting for Green Bay until 2 weeks ago."

Fair weather fan: "... GO PACK!"

(After the playoff game the fair weather fan immediately became a Pats fan and stowed all Packer memorabilia away.)

Fair Weather Fan's creed:
Last to join, first to leave.
by Rappathered January 24, 2008
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The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.
Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.
by THE FUCKING SANDMAN December 1, 2010
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The Weather Channel

A cable weather network that must think Atlanta is the god of cities since they gloss Atlanta every second they can!
The weather conditions in Atlanta is.............here's a live shot of Atlanta......
by Piranha October 31, 2004
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The weather

What to talk about when you meet your neighbor early in the morning by the mailbox in your pajamas and can't think of anything else to say. Weather precedes "the kids".
Bob: The weather is nice today, isn't it?
John: Yes, it is.
Bob: ...
John: ...
(awkward silence)
Bob: So how are the kids?
by Oracle Almighty December 1, 2010
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weather hacker

(n.) a clean substitution for the term "motherfucker" in former Hololive VTuber Kiryu Coco's original song "Weather Hackers☆"
by 30004tune July 1, 2021
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boost weather

When the weather is getting colder, the ambient air temperature drops which is more favorable for turbocharged vehicle.
it’s 32 degrees out! Boost weather!
by Boulderc30 June 6, 2018
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fake weather prediction

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
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