we need to talk

The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"

Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!

by REID April 18, 2004

we need to talk

Actually means, 'I need to talk, You better listen'.

Generally pronounced by a female voice

Susan: Dera, we need to talk.
Sam: (time to put all my non-listening skills I been practicing)

by [offbeat] April 11, 2004

we need to talk

I need to dump you, and it's suddenly "our" problem/fault. Often said to be a girl phrase, is in fact used just as often by guys. When employed in e-mail, is an attempt to simultaneously sever e-mail contact and preclude actual "talk"...

emails: We need to talk. I'll call you.
Never quite summons up courage to call. Hopes like hell she won't e-mail or ring, and that he can skulk off into the night. Sign of cowardice, therefore an automatic disqualifier when it comes to relationship material...

by Robina22 December 28, 2005

we need to talk

I'm gonna drop you like a sack of potatoes.

Guy: "Ummm, hi Sallie, I really like you."

Sallie: "We need to talk!"

by D M February 10, 2004

we need to talk

She means "I want to whine, bitch, and nag about something you did, known and unknown to you!" It can also mean that she has nothing worth saying at all. Be prepared for a half-hour impromptu sermon on whatever she has on her mind (and that would me many random things).

It is especcially annoying when she uses the word "we", knowing damn well that SHE is the one who will be doing all the talking.

Susan: Honey, we need to talk about your insensitivity to my feelings.

by AYB September 24, 2003

We need a riot

A phrase commonly used by people in online servers desperately trying to keep a conversation going.

The aim of it is to cause a riot. The riot is usually caused by this phrase being spammed and people getting so pissed off it starts a riot.

For example:
A person named Wyatt on Discord (an application generally used for joining servers) wanted attention so he started spamming "we need a riot" which was indirectly saying "hey, I'm bored and alone, someone please notice me."

Wyatt: We need a riot!
Other members: no
Moderators: no
Admins: no
Owner: no
Wyatt: yes

by Gundham Tanaka October 11, 2017

We need to talk

Synonymous with the words "you're doomed" and "run for your bloody life".

Meghan: Daryl, we need to talk.
Daryl: Sure, honey, just a moment.
(jumps out third-story window)

by MalumLibrum958 September 30, 2020