High Speed White Wash

A group of men in a panel van who ejaculate on a unsuspecting bystander. Similar to a drive but with cum.

Grab the boys, we’re pulling a High Speed White Wash

by BigLeatherDaddy May 26, 2023

Wash MO

Washington, Missouri
Famous for the corn cob pipe.

Let's go cruise 5th Street here in Wash MO...there's nothing else to do.

by scoobydoo347 May 13, 2005

Party Washer

A person whom only washes their hands after using the restroom in the visible presence of others. If it "appears" that nobody is present (i.e. somebody is in the stall, or they didn't notice someone was in the room with them), or nobody is actually in the restroom with them, they will leave after using the restroom and not wash their hands.

Christa is a party washer. She only washes her hands in public bathrooms where other people may see her. But not if she thinks she's alone.

by YourJuliette September 23, 2005

Gentleman's Wash

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.

Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

by tropical July 16, 2008

Ball Washer

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

by blair witfae November 26, 2007

redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.

you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

by Andy Banas July 20, 2008

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

by MarshallC February 25, 2022