Walter Sobchek

Arguably, the second-lead character of the movie The Big Lebowski, Walter Sobchek is:
Owner of Sobchek Security.
Possibly the only one who gives a shit about the rules.
Is calmer than you are.
Holds court over preferred nomenclatures.
Is not a park ranger, however is well-versed in the current California legislation regarding amphibious rodents.
A fan of Aurthur Digby-Sellers, on a personal level.
Does not know his small dog breeds, specifically the difference between a rat-terrier from a Pomeranian.
Loyal friend to The Dude and Donnie.

Walter Sobchek is my role model.

by lorax210 April 20, 2009

wailt

an acronym for "why am i like this"?

i stayed up till 5am browsing tumblr. wailt?

by okdubu April 17, 2010

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020

Waltuh

What Mike Ehrmentraut calls Walter White in Breaking Bad.

*Mike carresses Walt from behind, Walt closes his eyes

Walter: Mike…we can’t…

Mike: Waltuh, no more half measures

by Uncle_Clem August 7, 2022

Walter Payton College Prep

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

Walter Palmer

A piece of shit that murders animals for no other reason than fun. he also a dentist, nobody likes those scary fucks.

1. news: a man called Walter Palmer hired someone to kill a famous lion for 50, 000$
Lions: What a piece of fuck, i would fucking rip him apart.

by bluesofthedead August 13, 2015

Walter Worden

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.

dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!

by JJRITCH February 21, 2022