when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.
by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011
The act ramming huge piles of snow down a person's throat to simulate the act of drowning, similar to waterboarding.
Jimmy wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know, so I had Phil wyoming waterboard him till he talked.
Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.
Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.
by Wyoming ranger January 02, 2017
Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
by Andrew5544 April 01, 2008
When shagging a bird in a toilet from behind, grab her hair and ram her head down the toilet. Close the lid as much as you can and pull the flush as you’re cumming.
Jessica was a nice and simple girl, until Tom performed the Serbian Waterboarding Technique on her in Weatherspoons. Now she’s a swirlie girl working the streets of Luton.
by SmegOnToast December 01, 2018
by kevinsan2001 December 01, 2007
When a towel is placed over one’s face and a woman squats over them and urinates on the towel and face while one self gratifies. This simulates drowning and is often used in interrogations of terrorists. It is also used in a select few that choose this form of erotica as it takes autoerotic asphyxiation to the next level.
I hired a hooker in Vegas , we went to the hotel room , and with a wash cloth from the bathroom she commenced waterboarding while I jerked my meat. Room service walked in and promptly did an about face whilst gasping and gagging all in one motion.
by Dr Mantic Toboggan August 07, 2023
Waterboarding my girl is like interrogating her At Guantanamo Bay.
by OCDefinitions! December 23, 2019