wat

This word means "what" usually to people who are lazy to write a 4 letter word on their keyboard on their phone/computer...

You: "See the new movie?"
Friend: "wat movie??"
You: "You forgot!!"
Friend: "WAT? WAT MOVIE?!"
You: "Nevermind"

by OvenBakeG April 28, 2016

Wat

An exceptionally rude IM message. Made after one individual messages an other to say hi to stand in place of the question "why are you talking to me?"

Person 1: Hey man.
Person 2: Wat.
Person 1 to him or her self: Why do you hate me?

by Blah1... April 18, 2009

wat

A pat of butter can also be called a wat of butter.

Hey Paul can you pass me a wat of butter?

by LunaMoon14 November 29, 2015

wat

when someone is too lazy to type "what?"

Guy 1: "You fucking suck bro!"
Guy 2: "Wat"

by FatFedoraGuy.lele November 20, 2015

wat dafuq

It simply means "What the fuck", just poorly typed, possibly in an attempt to sound "cool".

*Online*
Bob: I want to be a giraffe

Jimmy: wat dafuq
Bob: Learn to type.

by uwotm80 June 1, 2015

wat dee

1. Another way of saying "what the". 2. A way to break the awkward silence. 3.

Crickets: chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp
Donald: WAT DEE

by supa person January 13, 2020

wat mean?

A question frequently asked when pondering the existence of a phenomenon, particularly one relating to nature.

Chimp in state of nature never jerks off, but in captivity he does, wat mean?

by spaghettiD April 21, 2021