Modern Warfare 2

The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.

Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?

Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*

by ProjectRealityForTheGame January 18, 2011

warren meers

The leader of the TRIO on the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 6). After attempted to kill Buffy and having her defeat him he goes to her backyard with a gun. He shoots Buffy and then as he goes running off he shoots a bullet into the window of Willow's room, sadly killing Tara Maclay. This brought out the dark side of powerful Wicca Willow Rosenberg (Tara's girlfriend) and she hunts down Warren tortures him and kills him by skinning him.

Warren Meers: "You think you could just do that to me? That I'd let you get away with it! Think again.
(whips out a gun and shoots)

A: did you watch buffy last night?
B: yes, omg i can't believe tara died.
A: I KNOW! that S.O.B Warren!
B: Good thing Willow kills him!

by confused.chica December 27, 2007

Warren G. Hardon

Getting an erection in public, trying to hide it, and failing horribly. Normally you try to play it cool but get embarrassed out of the room.

Earl: EVERYONE Juan has a Warren G. Hardon!!!!
Juan: what? No...
Everyone: HAHAHAHA Juan is stupid
Juan: I gotta go!

by White Van with screaming in it July 20, 2016

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

infinity warfare

Another fucking call of duty in space honestly they should just change the name to space rangers

person1: hey wanna play infinity warfare

Person2: oh u mean space Rangers

by Chrissy boy612 May 18, 2016

Ballistic Warfare

Ballistic Warfare is when two girls lay on their back and raise their legs so the angle of their pee is in an arch and hits each other. As dudes can cross streams, girls can have Ballistic Warfare.

Wow, Maddie and Alex had ballistic warfare last night.... gross, I guess they like golden showers said Brooke.

by Call_me_daddy_69 April 9, 2021

call of duty infinite warfare

A piece of shit game that nobody wants; A game that is going to end call of duty once and for all; A futuristic Call of Duty that takes place in space

nick: Have you heard of call of duty infinite warfare?

Kevin: Yeah, but it looks like a terrible game.

by ClassifiedRiot May 12, 2016