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Walnut Hills High School

A public high-school in Cincinnati, OH. Consistently ranks in the top 100 schools in America. Unlike other Cincinnati public schools, you must score at least a 70% on an entrance exam to be allowed to attend. Failing 3 classes will get you kicked out. Is considered, in Cincinnati, to be one of the top schools. It is full of liberal, hip, and diverse students. Your typical WHHS student is very smart but unmotivated; probably has ADD but doesn't take medication; yet still manages to attend a great university because of their superior intelligence, extracurricular hobbies and passions.

Many students are rich enough to afford a private school, but they prefer to stay at Walnut because it offers superior academics to any school in the tri-state, and it is filled with such a great student body. Graduating from Walnut Hills guarantees a great university, superior social connections, and a better taste of the world that private schools cannot offer.
Guy 1: "I am so glad I go to this snobby Cincinnati private school, where I can pray freely and am not subjected to the dangers of public schools."

Guy 2: "Actually, Walnut Hills High School offers a much better secondary education experience than any Cincinnati private school. You'll meet tons of great people; experience cultural, religious, and political diversity, and develop motivation for the rest of your academia and real life pursuits.

Guy 1: "Uhhh I don't know what you just said I'm going to go play lacrosse in my pink shorts."
by A. Hughman December 8, 2010
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Walnut Hills High School

high school on steroids. walking down the halls, you’ll see multiple crying students, at least three people wearing blankets, and will almost always smell weed. teachers are wack, one of our subs frequently watches porn in class. empty juul pods can be found in bathrooms, the gym, or just scattered around the school. it reeks of gifted kid burnout and depression. occasionally you’ll see small amounts of leftover cocaine in bathroom stalls, don’t worry about it.
walnut hills high school. what a place. i don’t have the brain power to come up with a real sentence. sorry.
by soapy face September 21, 2019
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walnut ass

1. The ass of a female so tight that you believe you could crack walnuts on it.
Wow...If that chick doesn't have a walnut ass I've never seen one before.
by BillyGoat November 15, 2002
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Walnut Whip Dick

A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.
Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'
by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015
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Walnutport

First populated by old farmers from Europe. Had once old war paths used by Indians in fight. Small populated town, only by 11 farmers at first. Train tracks and station were made the first years the town originated. Was popular for thier cattle and livestock they raised for meat. Along the Lehigh River and Canal. Later said to have a haunted Lady in White who floats above the canal in Autumn, for she is lost and seeking her lover, after a terrible death.
There are such old houses in Walnutport, hopefully they can withhold a storm.
by europopian July 23, 2009
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Walnut

A walnut is someone who hasn't been cracked open to reality. Someone really innocent or naive.
"That bitch José is such a walnut! He doesn't even know what a lemon party is!"
by Pseudonyms 6969 March 20, 2016
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Wispering Walnut

The act of lightly puffing air into a vagina while engaging in oral sex.
I love you so much I'm going to give you a wispering walnut tonight.
by Leprekan_45 September 7, 2010
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