Wilford Brimley
Wilford Brimley by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020
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Wilford Brimley
Perhaps best known for his mustache and commercials for diabetes testing supplies from Liberty Medical, he also promoted Quaker Oats and acted in several films, starring in 'Cocoon' and acting alongside Tom Cruise in 'The Firm.' He was a great man.
Wilford Brimley by Dizzler420 July 13, 2021
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wilford
the greatest guy that can ever exist. wilford is the kind of guy that would carry your stuff up any flight of stairs. could be boring and plain at times, but overall an amazing person.
(if you are a wilford please marry me)
(if you are a wilford please marry me)
Welfording
When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour
Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!
Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!
Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!
Welfording by SondheimSimp January 15, 2024
Wilford's Razor
Commonly worded as:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"
Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."
In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"
Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."
In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
Wilford's Razor by Koffea August 12, 2025
Little Warford
Little Warford by akjdgndk July 24, 2019
Wet Wilford Brimley
It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
Wet Wilford Brimley by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023