A personthat shows up when not looked for. While also showing no shame. It can also be used as a person that never shows up when looked for.
Where were you for the meeting.Man you are such a waldo.
by Silent Strike March 19, 2003
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The best hide-and-seek player EVER! Been in hiding ever since 1987.
by ThePoetInMe February 5, 2012
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a raging lunitic who enjoys fellatio
Oh my god, here comes a waldo!
by Squirch November 14, 2003
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waldo is the most elusive man ever
me: hey Ben do u have any idea where the hell Waldo is
by u r die April 9, 2021
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Waldo's are highly intelligent, fun loving, and fiercely loyal. Not overly concerned with fashion yet somehow remains devastingly good looking. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you are down, Waldo's will cheer you up. If you are hurt, Waldo's will help you to get better. If you are in trouble, Waldo's will come to your aid. A penchant for philosophy and knowledge of all things interesting makes Waldo's great sources of information. In the event of an emergency, Waldo's will always keep a level head. If you can find one, a Waldo is an asset to your life.
"Whoa, that dude is scary."
"No, that's just Waldo and he's going to kick your ass for being a douchebag."

"He's a hotty."
"No duh, that's Waldo."
by Maxine Lounge January 27, 2013
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A man of many shapes and forms. Why do you think you can never find him in his books he creates!? He also has mental issues. He says he has an english man stuck in his head by the name Elwood. He also says that his evil twin brother Odlaw is out to convince the enlish man to kill Waldo.
There are too many freakin examples of WALDO!!! Waldo could be your granny at this very moment! So be scared! Be very scared!
by Anon July 7, 2004
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A Master of either arts, talents, special abilities, or even of people.

A person that generally has a plan for everything.

Also a character in a book Titled Wheres Waldo, where you must find waldo hidden between a group of people.
Yo he seems just like a Waldo or jedi
by The Real Barak Obama May 26, 2012
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