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wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.
Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
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WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.
Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.
by JOHN December 13, 2003
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Wal-Mart

The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.
Wal-Mart sells cheap crap!
by musicfan62 March 22, 2009
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Wal-mart

Also known as "Wally World", A place where teenagers, mostly in the south, go when they get bored of the Mall or the Movies.
Person #1: I'm bored.
Person #2: Wanna go to Wally World?
Person #3: Sure!
by SakuraShirubi October 7, 2004
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Wal Mart

A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.
EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.

satan: this is hell fool!

EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart
by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 28, 2003
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wal mart

The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.
John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"

Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."
by kevin21boston November 10, 2008
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Wal-Marting

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?
by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011
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