waffle

Simply, a waffle is an indent left on any part of your body from laying it on something for a bit of time.

I got me some waffles on my arms from laying on the carpet.

by starrvuk December 28, 2005

waffle

Dope, cool, chill

"Dude thats a waffle ass song"

"Man that view is hella waffle"

"That's waffle as fuck man"

by rialb DNA ahtram April 5, 2014

waffle

the positioning of a subjecy that will be done be the wife of a household

well you just sit right there and my waffle get it.

(best when said with a country accent)

by anonymouse cheesehead June 24, 2008

waffle

keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).

"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."

by Juliaa Danger November 18, 2009

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

waffle

What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE

>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!

by velvet coker May 29, 2005

waffle

Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.

Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.

by Banksta September 9, 2004