Vortex Syndrome

After a night of heavy drinking, late night eating and smoking cigarettes the following morning one wakes up, drinks some coffee and inevitably craps really really badly. The Vortex Syndrome occurs when crapping and being hung over one puts one's head in one's hands to assuage the headache yet in turn moves one's nose closer to one's anus. At this point the stink from the shit one is taking violently wafts upward out of the bowl consequently hitting one directly in the face, usually while one is taking deep breaths in through the nose and out through the mouth. Side effects of the Vortex Syndrome always include violent ralphing (throwing up), intense head and stomach ache and fierce, pathetic crying.

Mr. Andrews (on telephone): Hey, Alf? It's your boss, Mr. Andrews, I've noticed you're not at your desk and it's half past 10, is everything all right?
Alf: Absolutely not, I had the Vortex Syndrome this morning. I can't stop crying.
Mr. Andrews:.......Daaammmnn.

by Laevsky March 13, 2008

vortex of charisma

A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.

Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....

Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!

by Vortex Prime January 3, 2011

whirling vortex

A sex move when the man waves his pennis in the air and goes "Im whirling the vortex"

Ladie:My husband did such an amazing whirling vortex last night!
Ladie 2:Damn my husband did his whirling vortex wrong!

by the whirling vortex dude June 8, 2010

Vortex of Awesome

An object, idea, or action involving two or more objects, ideas, or actions that are somehow combined, by any method, to create a new and improved entity of awesome that is so awesome that one cannot pry themselves away, becoming trapped in awesomeness.

Very different from Vortex of Awesomeness

My night became a vortex of awesome when Pamela Anderson showed up with a bottle of tequila!

by Chazzle-razz January 15, 2013

Horseshoe vortex

The horseshoe vortex system is a simple vortex model for an aircraft or lifting body which fits a box-shaped vortex system out from the wing. This is made up of the wing vortex, trailing vortices (see trailing vortex) and starting vortex. The latter is a vortex formed due to changes in the vorticity of the wing vortex, i.e due to changes in airspeed.

I can't honestly think of a good example for you. Sorry

by victorhadin December 7, 2003

Deflationary Vortex

A steep general decline in prices, often caused by a reduction in the money supply or credit, that creates economic recession or depression, which in turn results in greater deflation. A vicious circle, where the problem is its own cause.

A Deflationary Vortex occured in Japan during the 1990's, brought about by decreases in price that lead to lower production, which in turn lead to lower wages and demand, which lead to further decreases in price

by LizL July 3, 2010

Polar Vortex

A new weather phenomenon, where arctic weather gets pushed towards more southbound regions of planet Earth, and the arctic regions get much milder weather.

Scientists haven't been able to give the public a probable cause for it, so people speculate it has something to do with climate engineering, or green house gasses screwing up the upper atmosphere.

"Shit dawg! Since when does Chicago and Detroit have North Pole weather?"
"Pfff man - Since those climate engineer mothufuckas been screwin around with the upper atmosphere and trying to cool down North America with weird-ass Polar Vortex technological shit, yo."

by RonoMacco January 31, 2019