Voldemort that hoe

at the point of male climax he ejaculates on the female's forehead in the shape of a lightning bolt and kills her parents.

Guy 1: hmmm i dont get on with my in laws what shall i do?"

Guy 1's friend: you have to voldemort that hoe dude

by Screaming sausage May 18, 2011

Lord Voldemort

The sexiest and most awesome character to ever walk the earth. He can do whatever he feels like and not get booked. Unfortunately, he his killed by Harry Potter because he was too sexy.

Harry Potter: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the sexiest of them all?

Mirror: Lord Voldemort is the sexiest of them all.

Harry Potter: Then I must kill him! >:)

by fhdkshaflk January 28, 2011

Voldemort

VOL-de-mort, n.,
1) A fictional villain from the Harry Potter book series.
2) A slang term on internet forums for something not allowed to be discussed (e.g., illegal downloading, inappropriate material). Used to circumvent the rules.

1) "The character 'Voldemort' was created by J.K. Rowling."
2) "How do I voldemort when Windows Firewall keeps blocking me?"

by Nodd, the Blind Horse June 2, 2012

Voldemort

A mad serial killer with no nose who looks like an egg or maybe....a potato

Shane:"I laughed so hard when Voldemort died"
Elly: "I mean...who wouldn't

by I cant find a pseudonym help July 13, 2021

Voldemort

Villain the the Harry Potter series. He tried to kill Harry at the age of one year, but failed and lost all of his powers and was in hiding for 13 years. According to a prophecy, he will have to kill or be killed by Harry.

Voldemort just Avada Kedavra'd that guy into oblivion!

by Advil April 9, 2004

Dirty lord voldemort

When one sticks ones finger in a females vagina at the peak of orgasm while yelling crucio and simulating a wandlike thrust.

Yo that witch was moaning when I lord voldemorted her last night.

That chick was freaking out during paranormal activity, sounded like she was gettin voldemorted or something.

I couldn't sleep at all last night cuz my roomate decided to try something new with his girl... The dirty lord voldemort!

by Harry snatcher November 30, 2010

The Voldemort

the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.

hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.

by Jack Hawff February 26, 2011