vander secks

crazy german buttsex.

do you vant ve vander secks?

by strackzilla January 24, 2008

vanderslicing

the heinous act of sending emails to someone where the entire message is in the subject line and the body is either blank or contains only a signature.

Phil from Houston is vanderslicing again.

by J.C. Fox August 7, 2003

Vanderjact

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.

Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

Vanderton University

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.

Vanderton University! Go, team!

by Slang Advisory Board May 12, 2020

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

Vanden

The name Vanden comes with the image of strength. He is a genuine person who is very caring and loving to not only people who personally know him but strangers alike! They are very talented and when they follow there passions they can exceed any expectations imaginable. Very fun loving and loyal person who is dedicated to his passions! When loved by a "Vanden" you can consider yourself a very fortunate and blessed person!

WOW-that's something Vanden would do!

by mandi jane hall November 29, 2011

vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.

Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.

by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006