verbal shart

A parapraxis; when a person knows exactly what they're going to say, but when they say it, it comes out as something else.

J: I'm going to work on my car soon. First I'll work on the transmission...
S: What? You can't screw around with the transmission.
J: I meant the remote starter. Wtf. Sorry, that was a verbal shart.

by Polly G. Crackers October 27, 2013

Verbal murder

When you insult someone so bad that they can't come back from it.

The ultimate diss with no response

The way I told that guy off was like verbal murder...

by Bobgoblin November 17, 2018

verbal meme

Same as a joke but some white girl on a date decided to say verbal meme due to too much time on the Internet

Wow that was a funny... uh.... verbal meme

by H0nudude December 11, 2016

Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

by Camacamanana March 11, 2010

Verbal Cuff

When you are stuck in an unwanted one sided conversation

I was stuck in a verbal cuff with an annoying person

by Verbal Cuff March 28, 2019

verbal tipping

Acknowledging a waiter/waitress by telling them what a good job they did serving your table. Often used by old people and usually unaccompanied by a monetary tip.

I wish I could have told those old people off for the verbal tipping they gave me, but they were just so nice I didn't have the heart.

by roundthewheel June 10, 2008

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005