Vasko

A dumbass that is awlay anning and yunger than you

Dude this guy is sutch a vasko

by Kid123kidlol December 11, 2019

Vasco de Gama

1. noun. When you put a girl upside down, open her pussy up with pliers, then fill her vagina with water. When her pussy is stretched far enough, you plunge your head in. Named after the man who discovered the Pacific Ocean.

Jake: Hey man, I heard you gave Jessy a real Vasco de Gama last night!
Jonathan: Yeah haha, I hadn't felt like that since I was in my mother's womb!
Jake: Awesome.

by cricketycricket June 23, 2017

vasco concha

Big penis

David has a Vasco conchA

by Hhxxha December 4, 2017

Vaskorlis

Vaskorlis describes the action of grabbing ones boobs while pretending that you are in fact doing nothing.

A Vaskorlis can also be used for emphasis while having sex.

Ex 1: Hey when we go to the movies, im probably going to give her the good ol' Vaskorlis

Ex 2: I'm going to fuck you so hard that you get a Vaskorlis!

by The Singleton March 11, 2009

Vassko

A combination of the words Vaseline and sko, a plural indefinite of skór which is a danish word for shoe. Similar to butterfingers except it's Slippery-shoes. Used to speak of a persons clumsiness.

1.dude your slipping around on that ice like Vassko!

2. fuck! I'm dancing like Vassko!
3. He got hurt pretty bad, he tripped like Vassko.
4. He falls all the time! he's a total Vassko.

by CaptainSupacat December 21, 2010

vasco falso

Words used to describe people who say to be Basque but in reality share few similarities with them (usually only ancestry.)

- Yes, I'm Basque.
- Do you like pintxos?
- What's that?
- Wow. you are a vasco falso.

by Jalapeño October 12, 2017

vasko_biceps

The hottest male alive who strives to date a girl named Beth so much in fact that he created a slogan

#Rep4Beth

vasko_biceps is hot

by Vaspy February 15, 2018