vargo

1. a condition in which a person has herpies and that smells like assfudge and Mexican food covered in burn hair

2. a short fucken fat FUCKEN stupid kid in the army that smells and is named vargo

1. dude i think szabo has a case of the vargo!!!

2. theres that smell as fuck vargo!!

by your mom in 1/325 July 26, 2006

varignacity

The ability to bore oneself when describing something. It is common for those displaying varignacity to trail off mid-flow, realising that what they have not only lost the attention of the listener but have also lost the will to continue. Named after Pierre Varignon, who featured as the subject of the first such exchange which was so dull that the person delivering the message slumped.

"I had this friend at school, well he wasn't so much of a friend, but I was in the same class... anyway his mum used to... er... sorry, a bit of varignacity crept in there..."

by Dave Griffiths July 30, 2008

vargoot

A terrible word for Vagina, commonly uttered by heavily-sodomised French fucks.

Henri's breath smells like a vargoot. I think it's all the camembert he's been eating!

Portet, that fucking vargoot is coming, let's woosh him with duck butter!

by Henri Portet February 14, 2012

Varigin

A girl with variable levels of virginity, usually a girl who claims she is/was a virgin but does not act like a virgin in bed and further accounts of past relationships leaves doubts as to how much of a virgin she really is. This often leads to a internal struggle in a guys head as to whether he has really conquered a real virgin or not.

Guy 1: That girl I have been dating says she was a virgin.

Guy 2: Really? Nice!!

Guy 1: Yeah, but she seemed more experienced than I am in bed and she says she's dated lots of guys, I find it hard to believe she really was a virgin.

Guy 2: So you think she was lying?

Guy 1: I don't know, I think she has more experience than what she says she has, I think she is more of a "Varigin" than anything.

by Lickloled May 13, 2013

vargoat

a way of saying hello

"vargoat, how are you today?"

by zoeyfartfaught December 29, 2017

vario

Srba , widely known as shaolin is a term for a very productive stoner
Also likes Martina abramo

Oh look thats vario!
He has a gigantic blunt in his hand and is about to light it

by Mite celo September 4, 2018

varioty

An eclectic mix dat encourages observers to form angry mobs.

Tronald Dump surely spewed a varioty of inciteful mumbo-jumbo during his infamous "Republican fight" speech early January!

by QuacksO January 13, 2021