The most epic spoof movie to come out this summer. For all the people who are tired of the stupid "Team Jacob" or "Team Edward" b.s.
Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"
Tagline: "From the guys that couldn't sit through another vampire movie"
by Princess03 August 10, 2010
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attention seeking fools who want to feel special. they choose this term because they think it will make them or define them.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
its like whiny snot nosed angsty teens who think they know it all, and then decide to term themselves as vampires because it is "cool" or "in"
so a real vampire? basically a real vampire is a woman who marries a guy for his cash to leech him of his money.
another kind of vampire is one who might leech off someone without giving in return.
basically a vampire is a leech from society, not this cruddy blood drinking/ energy draining BS others seem to think it is.
grow up people and wake to what you really are, another human in this world trying to get by, so cheer the %@#£ up and get on with stuff.
by M.C.Jomar April 21, 2006
Get the vampires mug.Undead people that kill humans and suck their blood. They can turn people in vampires by letting them drink the vampire in question's blood.
They are very pale. Vampires can turn into wolves and bats. They control animals of the night. Additionally, they transform into fog and a hay stack. They are immortal unless they are slayed. This is very hard to do. The only ways to kill them is by getting them close to roses or onions, driving a stake through their hearts, you can also trap them in a circle of salt or holy water or expose them to daylight. Once turned into a vampire, the said personwill keep the same mind as when they did when they were human and will not age.
Vampires are real!!
They are very pale. Vampires can turn into wolves and bats. They control animals of the night. Additionally, they transform into fog and a hay stack. They are immortal unless they are slayed. This is very hard to do. The only ways to kill them is by getting them close to roses or onions, driving a stake through their hearts, you can also trap them in a circle of salt or holy water or expose them to daylight. Once turned into a vampire, the said personwill keep the same mind as when they did when they were human and will not age.
Vampires are real!!
by Vampires June 1, 2020
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by Fredrick J. Wallace June 24, 2021
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Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.
Demonic creatures who live off the blood of humans; a vampire appears to be a normal person until the feed is upon them -- only then do they reveal their true demonic visage.
A vampire. V^^V
by H3r3tic VaMpIrE January 22, 2004
Get the vampires mug.Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009
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