vadge meat

Any labia but especially one of particularly dense flesh often the consistency and appearance of roast beef.

Is that a dude or a chick? I dont know. That fat package could be a dingus or a whole lot of vadge meat.

by Thornton Melon December 12, 2012

Vadge Stache

Pubic hair, Pubes,usually on a vadge

You gotta shave your vadge stache

by Ja-fakin April 23, 2006

vadge badge

the female equivalent of a cock block


(see Web)

"I was spittin my game at that dime piece, and then Web came up and was a total vadge badge!"

by Jeni and Mallory January 31, 2009

Vadge Potato

Something shoved in a vagina for over a month and is released by a queef.

Person 1: Dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: My girlfriend farted out a vadge potato while we were fucking last night.
Person 2: Gnarly.
Person 1: I know right. I dumped that bitch.

by Trippy T September 15, 2011

vadge patch

the ridiculous fashion accessory Christina Aquilera is wearing over the pussy area of her jeans on her 'Stripped' CD cover ... luckily this suggested trend never caught on

johnny : 'hey, d'you hear that new jam 'Dirrty' by Christina Aquilera? kinda catchy'
jill : 'yeah, but what's up w/ that vadge patch she's wearin' on the cover'
johnny : 'yeah, i dunno ... i dunno'

by dirrtyGirrl69 February 6, 2007

Pimpin' the Vadge

According to an abcnews.com article about the death of natural birthing:

"With the latest feminine plastic surgery rage -- so-called "pimping the vadge" -- some women prefer what the British call the "Posh push," referring to the planned Caesarean births of soccer celebrity David and Victoria Beckham's three boys."

J.C., female: "I'm, like, TOTALLY gonna get a C-Section. I'm just not gonna call it 'Pimpin' the vadge'!"

by WAHmann August 24, 2008

Vadge Cave

An oversized, busted out vaginal cavity. Like a hot dog down a hallway. Decidedly not awesome. The "a" in Vadge and Cave are pronounced the same. Like "Cat" or "Hat".

"Bats flew out of her Vadge Cave when her legs flopped open. The stench was unimaginable."

by VomitPiñata February 2, 2018