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Utada Hikaru

Japanese female singer who is popular. Her most famous English song is probably "Simple and Clean", the theme song for the English version of the PS2 game "Kingdom Hearts". The song is also known as "Hikari" in Japanese.
Some of her songs are: Simple and Clean, Can You Keep A Secret, Colors, Deep River.
by Anonymous May 9, 2004
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utah drivers

A disastrous combination of distracted parents, confused country folk, overly cautious grandparents, and sexually repressed teenagers.
Typical Utah drivers:

People from Morgan County driving to Ogden and being confused by left-turn arrows at intersections.

A mother trying to control her 7 kids while navigating a car the size of a bus to the grocery store.

An old person driving 15mph through a school zone…at night…on a Saturday…

A boy driving a truck sees a girl walking on the sidewalk. The sight of a female without her parents around causes all his blood to move from his head to that dark dirty place his mother told him not to touch until he's married.
by I grew up here December 5, 2013
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Utah

by 0000 October 16, 2003
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utah roadblock

When you and your friends take up one whole side of the road with one car per lane going as far under the speed limit as you think you can get away with
We went out to do utah roadblocks today, we got honked at excessively.
by Carl395 August 20, 2007
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Utah Standoff

When two men (typically Mormon) lock eyes and proceed to simultaneously give each other hand-jobs in a contest to see who can withstand orgasming the longest. The first man to ejaculate has "lost" the Utah standoff and is, by virtue, a homosexual.

This widely practiced method of settling disputes originated among Adam Smith's early followers as a non-lethal alternative to dueling. Recently, it has been employed as a litmus test to determine where a man falls in the spectrum of sexuality, as a heterosexual male would obviously not allow another man to force him to climax.

These affairs are rarely witnessed as they occur behind closed doors due to the socially questionable nature of the practice, but are truly a spectacle to behold. There is typically an exorbitant amount of grunting, grimacing, sweating, trying not to make out with each other, and occasionally crying, ending with an outburst from the losing contestant that consists of equal parts orgasmic pleasure and shame.

It is rumored that Joseph Smith hurriedly invented the Utah Standoff to explain what was happening when someone walked in on him passionately and intensely jerking off one of his followers, but again, these are only rumors.
Ezekial: That is verily my sheep, for I recognize it as the most beautiful in the flock. Return it to me at once, Jedidiah, or I shall invoke the Utah Standoff.

Jedidiah: Bring it on.

(Utah Standoff proceeds, Ezekial is defeated)

Jedidiah: Victory and the sheep are mine to enjoy!

Ezekial: I love you.

Jedidiah: I love you too.

Me: That's pretty gay.
by Rake7613 January 30, 2010
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Utada Hikaru

Also known as, Hikaru Utada, Utada, or Hikki(nickname). Nicknamed Hikki, since her friends have difficult time pronouncing her first name, Hikaru. Born in New York City, N.Y., in January 19, 1983. A very famous Japanese popular music singer and songwriter, who started singing and writing music at a very early age. Was attending the Columbia University, and currently on leave. Recently released her new english album, Exodus. Currently trying to enter the US music scene. Her past albums includes, Deep River, Distance, and First Love. She tried to enter the US music scene before, using the alias, Cubic U, but was unsuccessful. When she try again in Japan, she was unstoppable. Married to Kiriya Kazuaki in 2002, the director of the movie, Casshern. He also directed some of Utada Hikaru's music videos, such as, Traveling, Deep River, Final Distance, and Sakura Drops. Might currently be living in New York City.
Utada Hikaru produced some of the greatest music I have ever heard in my entire life.
by tfchui April 3, 2005
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utardation

A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.

Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Utardation is rampant here.
by RCL84770 December 12, 2008
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