guy #1: hey i looked up idiot on urben dictionary last night
guy #2:kool what did you get
guy #1: a fuck load of uber stuff
guy #2:kool what did you get
guy #1: a fuck load of uber stuff
by Super Monkey Blaster June 23, 2006
Get the urben dictionary mug.The sudden feeling at your sphincter of having to emit waste very soon. This is a known side effect of a hangover, eating bad Indian food, and eating too many of those potato chips that contain the fat-substitute olestra.
Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.
Similar to santorum but no sex is involved.
After drinking heavily and eating a whole bag of those weird-tasting potato chips the night before, Henry awoke to a distrubing sense of fecal urgency.
by Artimus December 30, 2005
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When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.
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by Gurusi May 4, 2015
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by Pooisa October 16, 2017
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