Undocumented Preacher

Found in rural and inner city America. Started a nondenominational, unaffiliated church in an abandoned mini-mall storefront or small building with very low or no rent. If the church becomes a success, may acquire a degree from an unaccredited small Bible college or the internet. Active in local politics.

The leader of the Down the Road Church spoke at tonight’s city council meeting against the initiative because it did not, “follow God’s law and therefore was unconstitutional.” When asked by the city council president where the Bishop received his degree, he held up his Bible to a quiet chorus of “Amen” from attendees. The Undocumented Preacher won the day and the initiative failed.

by GusII January 15, 2010

updog

An accounting joke used to pass the time. Interns and non-native US citizens most at risk to fall for this term.

I hate it when the up-dog appears in our workpapers.

Intern: What is up-dog?

Laughter follows.

by Josh Wo January 18, 2005

Updick

An uppity douche who thinks their efforts caused an increase in business. Colleagues, however, know otherwise, and can see through updicks quite easily.

"Sean's been bragging all morning about the uptick in his territory!"
"I know - what an updick. Tell that cock to shut the fuck up."

by Inside284 June 2, 2009

Updown rounding

Clicking like or dislike on Urban Dictinonary, not based on whether your actually like or dislike the defintion, but rather, to see the little counter flip over to a high and round number: The more zeros at the end, the more satisfied you feel. While the more passive "constant refreshing to watch the milestone pass" is not updown rounding in the strictest sense, it, too, can be addictive.)

Updown rounding 2400 WHOOOOOOOooooooooooT!!!

by TrE3333333 January 12, 2011

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by weedhead11111111111111111 July 30, 2018

Undocking

During the act of docking, when the man with foreskin gets an erection so that the tip of his penis pushes the uncircumcised penis out of his foreskin. Usually performed after the uncircumcised man has climaxed.

While docking Pat let out a great moan as he splurged causing his life partner Jeremy to obtain an erection thus undocking Pats now flaccid penis from Jeremy's foreskin.

by Softcorn September 14, 2011

UpDog

UpDog is a other way to say “what’s up dawg” but in other spelling.

Guy 1: it smells like UpDog in here!
Guy 2: what’s UpDog?
Guy 1: oh, nothin’ bad.

by FoxLover*notfurry* January 7, 2020