the photographer places the camera on the ground, facing upwards, the woman stands with her legs slightly apart, with her gash facing the lens.
Dave : Hey Jason did you see those upshots of Jenny's cunt?
Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
Jason : Yeah man, pretty awesome, it's about as close as I'll ever get to her pussy.
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Get the Upshit mug.aka the whiskey douche. This is when someone takes a tampon, soaks it in the alcohol of their choice, typically whiskey, and then inserts it into either the vagina or rectum in order to achieve a buzz or "Buiness drunk". Used in situations where drinking is frowned upon. eg. work, funerals, job interviews, Provincial Curling Championships etc. Paticipating individuals tend to eventually form a syndicate.
Guy #1: man i could really go for a drink, work is F$@King getting to me.
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
Guy #2: not me man, i'm flying high, i took an upshot of Wiser's this morning before the meeting.
Guy #1: what?
Guy #2: whiskey douche!!!
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Mike: I'm Upshaw, I beg of you leave me, I am sleepy,tired depleted.
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Mike: I'm Upshaw, I beg of you leave me, I am sleepy,tired depleted.
John: Your a clown upshaw
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