Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat October 8, 2007

Taking it up the ass

Being taken advantage of in a variety of situations. As if you're bending over, you're in a kind of vulnerable situation where people can easily shove stuff up your ass, and you're taking it with a faint smile.

If he rents this shitty apartment for as much money as their asking, he will totally be taking it up the ass.

by Jamie M. September 28, 2005

up my ass

up his ass
up her ass
meaning someone who is always on another persons case, like always together but even closer together, like 2 buddies hanging out, but one sayz y r u up my ass so much, or y r u up her ass so much...see get off my dick
invadeing one's space to much
being stuck together like glue, u might think of anal sex, but not this time...

i like being up everyones ass, but i hate when everyone is up my ass....
poparatzis r always up my ass...
my mother is always up my ass about homework...
girl: my bf is up my ass so much i bleed everytime he's up there!!!

by blthrskt July 26, 2008

raped up the ass

completely screwed over ie. something really shitty that happened and you can't do anything about it

Me and mah boys got completely raped up the ass when we lost at the race track, yo.

by supamonkey June 28, 2006

up my ass

A phrase used when you dont know or care where somthing is when asked.

person1-"wheres the remote?"
person2-"up my ass"

by fredbloggs2345 December 16, 2007

icicle up the ass

Someone who is cold and frosty. Unfriendly.

He's so damn frosty he keeps an icicle up the ass to keep it warm.

by Craven W. January 22, 2014

Up Her Ass

To become so cativated by another individual that you ignore all common sense, reasoning or rules.

She had his head up her ass so far that he didn't recall his responsibilities he was supposed to care for.

by Romello A-Z January 30, 2012