Unks

An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.

Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt

Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?

Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks

by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022

Unk

DMV term for someone down bad

He a unk,he over there picking jacks up off the ground

by Deezntz July 6, 2022

Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.

"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"

by LastRealist January 13, 2025

Unk

When you decide to crash for the night, after a party of which has made you incredibly intoxicated.

“Yo you good to drive my homie?!”
“Yo brah I’m totally wasted let’s juss unk here tonight I can’t drive.”
“Ja feel”

by Jimmy jimbow June 8, 2019

Unkee

Shortened word for “uncomfortable”.

That interaction with your ex was super unkee.

by emclu December 22, 2019

Unkee kunkee

Fat pussy

She like unkee kunkee.

by Kunkle. Eckeles July 10, 2021

unking

when a king is dethroned, it is referred to as unking.

"Damn, Michelle cheated on Barrac... that's so unking of her."

by king420~69 October 28, 2019