Onboarding unemployed

Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.

After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.

by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022

im unemployed

telling otherss that you have lots of free time

Hi are you free?
IM UNEMPLOYED
thats just great wel-
IM UNEMPLOYED
shut the actual-
IM UNEMPLOYED
wel-
IM UNEMPLOYED
oh yeah then i-
IM UNEMPLOYED
omf-
IM UNEMPLOYED

by That unemployed guy February 8, 2026

lazy unemployed

Someone who is lazy and doesn’t start packing for summer camp when told to.

Alif was being such a lazy unemployed Bengali that he never listens to a word said to him.

by Crap definitely July 2, 2025