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unibrow

when the normal two eyebrows have merged into a single, continous body of hair above the eyes. unibrows have been shown to score lower on standardized tests than their bi-brow brethren and also have a lower standard of living.
damn son, moses couldnt part that sea of eyebrow hairs over your eyes. you could land a fartin airplane on that unibrow.
by rilesworth March 12, 2007
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unibrow burn

a uniburn that somehow is connected to the unibrow, a very rare breed of man can attain such a feet.

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That crazy carny tottally had a unibrow burn dude.
by grant sweeting April 4, 2006
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unibrow

1) a vagina on someones forehead
2) what happened when your parents had unibrows that blocked their vision so they forgot the put on a condom before makin your hairy ass
Johnny has a blue waffle in that vagina he calls a unibrow on his forehead that's why he curses at me all the time
blue waffle, cavemen, vagina, period, dipshit
by caveman killer April 2, 2011
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una brow

dirty 16 yr old hu lyks 2 pretend he is a lesbian and also has a uni brow, lamb chop sidies, an afro and a porn star tash. he also gets pubes stuck behind his foreskin and likes 2 hump trees.
his name...is una brow
by chris mcquire October 18, 2004
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unibrow

right above JM's Nose.
J M's unibrow on her face.
by Bitch :) July 1, 2009
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unobrow

an eyebrow consisting of a green uno card
wow the definer above me must have had an awful unobrow
by mootsykins May 1, 2010
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Unibrow

Dipping your balls into a girls ass, following that up with her performing oral sex on you in the 69 position thereby slapping your dirty poo overed balls in-between her eyes thus creating the image of the young lady having a unibrow.

The upsidedown Goatee
She went to the salon yesterday and got her eyebrows waxed and all cleaned up, then last night I ruined that and gave her a nice unibrow.
by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011
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