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umbrella moment

When an insanely famous celebrity reaches their breaking point and does/says something totally absurd while in the spotlight.
This expression stems from the infamous period in 2007 when Britney Spears shaved her head and bashed a paparazzi's car with an umbrella.
Justin Bieber yelled at his fans in concert in Prague for cheering too much. He's having his umbrella moment.
by jjjjjjjjdb November 21, 2016
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Unbreedable

Your mom so unbreedable the only way she got you is by stealing sperm from homeless people
by fapngood August 29, 2021
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Screaming umbrella

When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.
by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017
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umbrellacide

The real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.
Without Frank's quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. "Thanks Frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go," his friends applauded.
by ilovesaturdays July 27, 2010
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Under the Umbrella

A general term to refer to someone who is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transexual, questioning, intersex, etc. The degree of how far "under the umbrella" a person is indicates the extent of their homosexuality; for instance, someone who is bi-curious would be described as a little under the umbrella, whereas a flamer would be deep under the umbrella.
Jesse (in Forever 21): That guy is so far under the umbrella, you can't even see his head.

Jef (in Forever 21): I'm pretty sure every guy here is at least half under the umbrella.
by Appoggiasaurus February 22, 2011
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umbrellical cord

The short, narrow strip of fabric attached to the outside of an umbrella. When used, it furls and tidies the fabric into neat folds and keeps it from flapping, taking up space and wetting those around it. Often it has a snap on the end that connects with its mate when the cord is in use. More modern umbrellas use Velcro instead of a snap.
Sue: Hey, use your umbrellical cord, man, that umbrella is all dripping on me.

Pete: Sorry, I can't, the snap ripped off and I can't afford another one right now.
by Defgrl May 22, 2008
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Small umbrella

Performing a small umbrella involves three or more individuals in a sex act. The man or one of the men in the situation uses their erect penis as a “small umbrella” to shield another’s face from the third, or more, person’s ejaculate.

The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
Person 1: I’m so glad he did a small umbrella. I don’t like getting it in my eye.
Person 2: so jealous.
by Moira4everbebe February 7, 2021
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