Um

Whenever you have a fart bubble stuck in your vaxhole or the head of your face

Mom:did you leave the door open?

You:"um.....no"

by Dodo bird March 23, 2021

um

your mom

“what were you doing last night?”
“Um”

by super frog April 21, 2021

um

COULD be used as an abbreviation for Urmom.

Person 1: Should an orange be sliced or peeled?
Person 2: um
Person 1: wdym
Person 2: um
Person 1: You never ate an orange before?
Person 2: um = urmom
Person 1: ...

by I was taken June 26, 2021

um

COULD be used as an abbreviation for Urmom.

Person 1: Did you actually have seggs with that girl
Person 2: um
Person 1: omg he actually did it rofl
Person 2: um = urmom, also I did not

by I was taken June 26, 2021

Um

When your thoughts are unknown.

Um what

by Silly sally 124 June 22, 2022

Um

The element of confusion.

Tim: What is 2+2?
Jacob: ummmm I have no idea 🤷

by Chombers likes chiken November 5, 2022

um

cum mug

get the cum mug

by yndra December 17, 2022