Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.
by Immodest May 17, 2022
Get the Ukulele Acquisition Syndromemug. by limbo9 June 30, 2023
Get the Hold my ukulelemug. 
by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025
Get the playing the ukulelemug. When a random person you met on the bus starts playing the ukulele inside of your rectum. That person is legally required to play Megalovania.
White boy1: Oh dude have you ever experienced a dirty ukulele?
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
Kyle: Yeah, bro. They arrested the gay guitar player tho, because he was playing Despacito.
by Seabasstheitalian April 21, 2020
Get the Dirty ukulelemug. The act of punching the girl in the face and drawing a ukulele on her ass, and then procede to play it with your dick
Bro, i went over to my girlfriends house yesterday and painted a ukulele. it was great. Painting a ukulele is great.
by NuggetSenpai March 27, 2020
Get the Painting a ukulelemug. Apologize; to make an apology video; a reference to Colleen Ballinger’s sung apology video on YouTube
by Explosive Bologna April 6, 2024
Get the Pull out a ukulelemug.