A sexual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. After his nutsack is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman's breasts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
Susan: Hey Tracy, what's that you've got on your chest? That looks like a pretty big bruise!
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
Tracy: Not quite, Mike got me with the Scottish Typewriter last night.
by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009
Get the Scottish Typewriter mug.when someone is under the influence of cocaine or methamphetamine and cannot control his/her hands in such a way that it looks as if they are typing on an invisible typewriter.
Me: "hey loudog, look at dj, he's being all wiggles"
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
Loudog: "fuck his life. he's doing the invisible typewriter on his 32."
by mearepirate October 5, 2009
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When a girl writes her initials on a guys soft weinke. When the girl makes the guy hard her full name appears on his woody.
by Will Dish February 26, 2010
Get the Spanish Typewriter mug.Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.
Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.
by Just Aristides September 23, 2018
Get the Miami Typewriter mug.When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.
I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.
by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019
Get the Anal Typewriter mug.After getting your friend lying back first on the ground make sure his or her arms are lying on his or her side and start by placing your knees on both arms and then when in that position start shitting in his or her mouth.
by Diarrhea palace69 February 19, 2023
Get the Brown typewriter mug.The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.
She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.
by CaseJackal October 25, 2011
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