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Roger Taylor

drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.
i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.
by burrlieveinyourself January 7, 2019
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Taylor Smith

Absolutely the best person you will be lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn sipping coffee because everything else is closed and you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard that is succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions. Taylor Smith's favorite slushie flavor is Mt Dew
"Hey why are you stressing ? Just talk to Taylor Smith. They are the best listener."

DeeDee: "Taylor, do you want to marry me?"

Taylor Smith: "heck yep!"

DeeDee: "You make me feel like the luckiest person this side of the Milky Way, Taylor Smith!"
by AtchkeyThedumsious June 4, 2018
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Tyler Meme

A meme, or some sort of joke that is often the uttermost disappointing thing you’ve ever seen or heard and makes you hate your life.
OMG that is such a tyler meme smh.

Did you just post a tyler meme? I want to die now.
by Kahleeb November 25, 2019
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Tyler The Creator

The smartest and most iconic creature to ever grace this earth
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Tyler Joseph

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Tyler Joseph

A smol man who screams a lot.
Person: Hey what's that guy's name? Ya know, that small guy who screams.
Me: ... Do you mean Tyler Joseph from Twenty One Pilots?
Person: That's him!
by _JiminYouGotNoJams_ October 25, 2017
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Female Tyler

girl with the name Tyler is a very sweet down to earth person , if you get to know her. She may seem like a tough cookie but deep down she is a super nice person. Usually tall and slim , with very nice hair and eyes. Tyler loves to crack jokes and there is never a dull moment with her. If you are able to "talk" to her, you are one lucky person. When she cares she will point out of wrong things that you do, and help you work to fix it. When she cares she wants her and only her to be your center of attention. And if things don't work out she'll still hyu to make sure you are okay. If she texts you out of the blue don't ignore 'cause that's a once in a lifetime thing. She can be a very petty person but it won't last. Tyler is an amazing and loyal person. She loves to have fun at all times. Usually interacts with those who's initial begins with 'D', 'K', 'A','R'
Guy 1: man isn't she great?

Guy 2: I'm glad that I have a female Tyler to call mine
by sammysocute February 28, 2015
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