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Totes

A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!
Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!
by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010
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totes cereal

a combination of something both totally and serious. totes cereal is a LA based phenomenon.
ryan: "alex is such a crack-mess monster."
yuni: "totes cereal."
by yuni kim February 11, 2008
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When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
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Totem Lurantis

The hardest struggle in all of fuc*ing Alola.
This Pokémon while extremely slow Boost it’s speed so enormously high that freaking Mach 5 is slower.
Those that meet it are faced with complete and utter annihilation of any Pokémon that try to out speed it.
This Totem is one tough pink bitc*.
Moron 1: Steven commited murder.
Moron 2: Why?
Moron 1: He got Totem Lurantis’d.
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Totes Dig

Meaning, Totally Digital. Digital pronounced 'di-juh'

A phrase used to describe something that is technology driven, or "tech first". Common vernacular for the modern day Millennial working in a tech company.
1. The company is totes dig
2. What's San Francisco Bay Area like? A: Totes Dig
by totesdig March 12, 2020
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Bio-tooter

A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.
Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.

Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....

Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.
by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010
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totes magotes

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"
Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.
by whitemamba March 30, 2009
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