Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

twixing

when your hungry during sex so you grab a twix bar and eat one half as you finger your fat girlfriend with the other half then proceed to eat the twix bar like lady and the tramp with your partner.

oh man i was twixing fat sharon at the weekend

by beninburn May 3, 2019

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009

Sew-timing

When you have a main cosplay you're working on, and a side cosplay you're not too serious about.

"I'm working really hard to finish this Sailor Moon cosplay and make it perfect, but I'm also trying to put together a Levi cosplay on the side."
"You're sew-timing."

by kan-kan-maryam January 20, 2015

missed timing

Its what you say when your opponent does something that you don't like/ want (Usually completely legal) and there are no judges online. Primarily used on yugioh simulator - duelingbook

Tommy: I activate the effect of "ash"
Bob: Missed timing

by ilikestarboiii May 31, 2021

right timing

The moment of coincidence, quirk of fate, joke of karma, or instance of destiny which reveals itself in one blessed instant that was previously deemed impossible by external forces- the instant your life irrevocably changes to include a 'we.'

One glorious example could be the night Ben and Caylan were brought together, a week shy of beginning their respective life-changing, international adventures in the Army and Peace Corps. They had the "right timing."

by -Stella- January 27, 2015

Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

by Bandit.o December 13, 2016