tanked

when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.

Kelly got tanked last night.

by holyroman April 18, 2005

Twacked, cracked and totally wacked

A gtarded tweeker who no longer can differenciate between fact and fiction. You will usually find them naked hiding from the imaginary cops or ninjas that are out to get them.

Is the poor girl still dating Jonathan? No man, he is sure twacked, cracked and totally wacked.

by The Hot Bitch May 21, 2007

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

twanker

A wanker that uses Twitter.

Abstracted from other words prepended with 'tw' such as tweople, tweetup, twestival etc...

@aplusk is a right twanker

by e_mpika April 17, 2009

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 6, 2009

twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Twaked

Twerking naked

I had a wonderful time last night with my naked wife as she twaked for an hour straight

by Ah350z66 September 26, 2014