twaddock

Person with singular talent to annoy anyone sane (and large percentage of the insane).

Armed with a comedy tie, ridiculous self-confidence and an evening's supply of sexist jokes, the twaddock is set for a good evening out.

by minxtales November 11, 2008

Twaddle

a) Nonsensical gibberish.
b) The source of excellent articles and media by excellent individuals.

"Stop talking twaddle, you annoying bastard."
"I say chaps, I think we should all go to www.thetwaddle.co.uk!"

by MDG August 2, 2004

Thaddy

Thot and Datty had a Child and Name the Skinny Qween Thaddelaine, Thaddy for Short.

MOM: Thaddy! COME EAT BEFORE I STARVE YOU TO DEATH.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.

by FATSHAMER666 August 4, 2018

taddywhacker

Penis. Often used in backwoods America by hicks and rednecks.

He caught his taddywhacker in his zipper.

by Here and There March 29, 2008

TWADD

A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.

My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.

by the creeper April 10, 2010

twaddle

The term for group of lesbians, much like a gaggle of geese, or a pride of lions.

I was on my way to the poetry slam and I spotted a huge twaddle heading in the same direction.

by hcracker April 30, 2003

Taddy Balls

Fuzzy little balls.

I need a ball shaver to get the taddy balls off my sweater.

by wkellys January 23, 2009