turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

by scodder April 9, 2010

turtlegasm

a tortise-induced orgasm

i found a turtle, shoved into my ************, and had a turtlegasm!!!!!

by watiari January 8, 2008

turtlemaster

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013

Turtlebackery

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

by Daniel Wagner December 29, 2007

Turtlesexual

Having a sexual attraction to turtles.

She came out as Turtlesexual

by lolemorat April 10, 2017

turtlewash

anything you want. can be used to describe an asshole, a fighting move, or even a codeword. best used describing rob.

im gonna turtlewash you, stop being such a turtlewash, what the turtlewash?

by bratzdoll123321 May 16, 2009

turtlebanging

Two fat slobs taking turns pounding in each others asses. Or a professor who sticks his finger in a turtles ass to demonstrate evolution.

Ow my back hurts from all the turtlebanging I did last night!

by bitchslap102 April 7, 2015