Turtles Peaking

When You Go to Take a Poop, But then It hangs There, You try to take a Deep breath and Squeeze it out, But it just goes Right back up your Butt hole.

I had to take a Dump, I Tried to make it quick, But it stayed then it went back in. - Sounds to me you have Turtle's Peaking.

Turtles Peaking a Terd hanging out that goes back inside your Anus.

by SetiCowboy July 2, 2021

Turtles on the runway

Code words for "drunk pilot".

David Letterman's flight could not take off due to turtles on the runway.

by Saraa Palin August 3, 2009

Turtles fanny pack

Digging up your testicles from your pants and letting them hang on top of your belt.

This dude just came out of nowhere rocking a Turtles fanny pack.

by Cavepear July 7, 2017

Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.

“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 17, 2011

turtles/turts

Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.

1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.

You can also just use the short term and say "turts"

*only to replace thirty*

BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles

either turtles/turts could be used

by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009

Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.

yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!

by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010